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If you hate me, there's nothing I can do. But here's a news flash honey, I don't live to please you.

Many have known my name, but only a handful knows Nadia. Not many understands me, but I like my individuality. There's still alot about me that I haven't explored, all I can say is that I've pretty much enjoyed every moment in my 15 years of life.

I’ll screw up. I’ll push you away if we’re getting too close, I won’t trust you until you’ve proven yourself, I get hurt easily and take a lot of things personally. I'm also pretty sarcastic but very nice at times. Umm.. Sumtimes? :P

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at 2:08 PM

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

“Emma come first. den i come.
den two asses come together.
i come once-a-more.
two asses, they come together again.
i come again and pee twice.
den i come one lasta time.”

“You foul-mouthed pig” retorted the lady indignantly. "in this country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!”

“hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “who talkin’ abouta sexa? i’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spella mississippi’.”